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| Week 9
The trail of tears continues for the last place Splits, losing this week by nine goals. Now that all teams have played them 3 times and got their stats, can we fix this mess ? At first we chuckled. Then we laughed. Then we cried. Now we just look away when the Gold Banana Splits take the ice. It was only 2-1 after one period, but then again a tornado starts with a small breeze. The Splits didn't score again, while the Fudgesicles reeled off 8 more in a barrage of shots on poor goalie Paul Harty. After the 10-1 win the navy team was quick to point out that the Hardy played well but his team gave up on him. "I don't think Saia gave up," said Tony Maffeo. "He just normally skated around like he doesn't know what's going on." The suggestion box out in front of the refinished men's room was full, and the Lords of the Bored have some working ahead of them heading into the July 4th break.
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