Beans shuts out the Words, 3-0.

You mean nobody could score on Mike
Benassi this week?
Did the gold team have any A players show up ?
"Coach Armand had us sandbagging for so long that we can't turn it
on ... We actually do suck now," said Bitch Hardy after his Words
with Friends had no better words than that after a 3-0 loss to the
Angry Birds.
"It's bad enough that our shots didn't stay in the rink, but our
players didn't either," noted Rick Armand. "Did you see Jumbone
crash through the Zamboni gate and out onto the cement?"
"It was so bad that I got a regular shift in the 3rd period,"
laughed Andy Long.
After a scoreless first period Phatt Deskin scored the only goal of
the 2nd, and that's all the Birds would need.
In the third, Jumbone took a shot from the point that hit Phatt in
the Phoot. Fortunately he only got 200 of his 400 pounds into it and
Phatt isn't expected to miss any buffet time.
Rick Murphy was demoted to defense, but managed to slide a pass up
to Danaher for the games' 2nd goal.
Jon Morin finished out the scoring with 3:24 left for the 3-0 final.
Benassi more than made up for losing in OT to these same Words last
week.
"Let's be clear, this shutout had NOTHING to do with our goalie,"
noted Phatt Deskin. "Anyone could have played net for us today and
shutout that team."
The Birds improve to 4-3 and sole possession of 2nd place. Words
falls to 2-5 and a share of the basement.
"I'm just happy that Saia isn't ahead of me," noted Paul Albano.



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Hockeytown A; 17-Feb-2012 06:00 AM; 2012 Regular; Friday
Angry Birds (Friday) 3
Words with Friends (Friday) 0
First Period
No Scoring.
Penalties - None.
Second Period
1. Angry Birds, Deskin, Pat (Morin, Jon) 07:01 (gw)
Penalties - Rogato, Jeff - Words with Friends (Tripping-Minor) 17:00
Third Period
2. Angry Birds, Danaher, Gavin (Murphy, Rick) 11:59
3. Angry Birds, Morin, Jon (Unassisted) 15:36
Penalties - None.
Goal - Words with Friends: Franceour, Dave; Angry Birds: Benassi, Mike
Power plays - Words with Friends: 0-for-0; Angry Birds: 0-for-1
Officials: Vin Morano