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Cows score 6 but fall to 0-6, in 9-6 loss. Get all that?

The green Cows scored a half dozen, but still lost on Friday, falling to 0-6 at the halfway point of the season.

If there was any good news for the green team, new Cow Phatt Deskin had 3 assists for his new team.

"I'm not sure if I'm a sacred cow, or a holy cow," said Deskin. "Just don't call me a fat cow. I don't need that kind of locker room talk."

If you want to play glass half full guy, the Cows also rallied and tied the game 5 times.

"Oh, we're no stranger to playing from behind," said Andy Long. "As far as having a lead, we don't even udder those words."

Ed Coughlin tied the game for the 5th time at 5-5 with 14:00 to play, but the navy Sheep would score 4 of the next 5 goals and take this one by a score of 9-6.

"They're really not a bad 0-6 team," said Jim Wilkinson. "I mean they got George Howard scoring 3 goals today, and Mike Saia only makes half the games. That should be a recipe for success right there."

"I think our goalie Tom Fuji is the smart one here, stay home and have someone play for you," snickered Rick Murphy.

Tony Onello showed up, but did not play.

"I got a work meeting at 10am at Hooters, I wanted to make sure I didn't miss it," explained Onello.

Next week these two teams play again. Good seats are still available, on both benches.


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