| Week 5
Can you find the red goalie in this picture?
Neither can we.
The goalie woes continue this season, and
this time there was no one to jump in and save the day.
At least this week, Cooz let his captain know
he wasn’t going to be there. He even stated he would DEFINITELY have a
goalie to fill in for him. His fill in choice … Luke Dobie. Yes that’s right
… The same Luke Dobie who was kicked out of the league for not calling and
not showing up. Of course, Luke stayed true to form and blew off his hockey
brethren. Perhaps a bigger mistake was made by the League Commissioners when
they told Beef they wouldn’t need the extra goalie equipment this week (I
don’t know why … if we knew Sharon’s mother was going to help her out, she
could have at least carried the equipment!).
The 4 stars of this game … yes one more than the usual 3 … were none other
than Peterson, Whitey, Coughlin and Hardy. All took turns playing goalie
with no equipment. Jack Gavin did take one turn, but quickly abandoned his
responsibility when he saw the late arriving Trevor Hanson.
Speaking of Trevor, he was quite the gentleman all morning. He kept his
100mph slap shots low and on the ice. The only thing that was injured was a
few skate blades. Of course, this totally frustrated the captain of the
Shamrock Shakes. You could hear him yelling the entire game … telling his
team to shoot the puck up high and get as many goals at all costs. The evil
Armand certainly followed his own game plan by firing pucks at head level
all game. He almost caught Coughlin in the chin and took out Hardy’s ring
finger from center ice.
As the four defenseless Cone defensemen did their best goaltending
impersonations, Rollie the goalie did his best to keep the Cones in the
game. I mean come on! He let in 7 goals and he had all of his equipment.
Applying the USA Hockey weighting system for teams without goaltenders
against teams with a fully equipped goaltender, you divide the Shamrocks
goals in half. For you math illiterates, the Cones actually won the game 7
to 5.5.
This recap could go on and on … but honestly … when one team’s goalie
doesn’t show up … does anything more really need to be said?
BOXSCORE
Hockeytown B; 28-May-2010 06:00 PM; 2010 Regular; BBHC
Shakes (Friday) 11 vs Snow Cones (Friday) 7
First Period
1. Shakes, Hanson, Trevor (Cormican, Mike) 06:10 (en)
2. Shakes, Johnston, Lloyd (Unassisted) 07:30 (en)
3. Snow Cones, Gavin, Jack (Bruner, Brendon) 08:00
4. Shakes, Anderson, George (Whittemore, Jeff) 09:10 (en)
5. Snow Cones, Gavin, Jack (Hardy, Steve) 10:00
6. Shakes, DeFellipis, Mark (Johnston, Lloyd / Cormican, Mike) 11:20 (en)
7. Snow Cones, Bruner, Brendon (Trabucco, Bob) 13:47
8. Snow Cones, Desrosiers, Bob (Bruner, Brendon) 18:14
Penalties - None.
Second Period
9. Snow Cones, Gavin, Jack (Bruner, Brendon) 02:10
10. Shakes, Hanson, Trevor (Unassisted) 04:15 (en)
11. Shakes, Hanson, Trevor (Unassisted) 08:30 (en)
12. Snow Cones, Osbahr, Bill (Bruner, Brendon / Desrosiers, Bob) 11:20
13. Shakes, Anderson, George (Wilkinson, Jim) 13:20 (en)
Penalties - None.
Third Period
14. Shakes, Johnston, Lloyd (Anderson, George) 05:55 (gw)(en)
15. Snow Cones, Bobrycki, Rick (Hardy, Steve / Gavin, Jack) 13:00
16. Shakes, Cormican, Mike (Armand, Rick) 14:10 (en)
17. Shakes, Hanson, Trevor (Wilkinson, Jim / Armand, Rick) 16:00 (en)
18. Shakes, Whittemore, Jeff (Hanson, Trevor) 17:00 (en)
Penalties - None.
Goal - Shakes: Graham, Rollie; Snow Cones: Goalie, No
Power plays - Shakes: 0-0; Snow Cones: 0-0
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