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Lowes fly high after 4-1 win. |
| Week 4
"The New England Patriots have Randy Moss, and we have Gathering Moss," said John Gambale after his team's embarrassing loss on Friday to Lowes. The red team fell behind 3-0 after one period, and never really threatened to score at all, save for a lone Paul Maffa tally. "Both teams were missing goalies today," said Armand. "They got Bocoozi, we got Rollie. So as you can see, they won the coin toss."
Rollie was also the victim of some selfish defensemen who would not clear away the rebounds, and that's how most of the Lowes goals were scored. "It was a desperation move to put Dan Carman back on defense today," said Jumbone Teal. "That meant I couldn't go up and hang behind the other teams net...as much as I usually do." As mentioned Maffa was the only guy to appear on the scoresheet for Target. Three-goal-a-game Ryan Blake was also held pointless, though he had numerous chances to score. "When Cooz stopped my shot at the post in the first minute of play, I knew I didn't have the magic this week," said Blake. That save saved the ass of Jon Morin who was already in the box serving a penalty just 35 seconds into the game. "How could I be hooking the guy when one of my hands was holding his stick" asked Morin.
Tony Onello had the first two navy goals, that was followed by a Mike Chapman goal. All three came within a span of 2:21 late in the first. "All I know is I wasn't out there for any of the goals," said Darren Grava always the team player. Speaking of team players, it was a ruff morning for Speed Bratt who seems to have found the skating skills of Jim Wilkinson and the hockey sense of Mike Saia. "Atleast I'm guaranteed a shift in OT," said Bratt. After the game Armand was trying to figure out trades in the lobby, but accidentally said something in front of Tripp, which turned into a discussion that was more entertaining than the game itself. "He said Bobrycki was better than any of my defensemen," said Armand. "Jumbone I'll give him, but aside from that I think he had too much orange juice or something."
Hockeytown B; 26-Sep-2008 06:00 AM; 2008 Regular; Friday
Officials: Dave Gardner, Brian Corbett, Sharon Gardner |
Rollie wasn't bad, but Cooz was dazzling the
crowd with glove save after glove save. 
